Scammed and slamed before lunch

I can't explain how revolted I am when my newly cleaned and sorted inbox in blemished by an outright fraud.

"Welcome to our too-frequent and over-hyped email newsletter," it begins. "Thank you for signing up." But, it's not true. I didn't sign up. I not only don't want it, I resent it.

Sick Flags Over My Ass.

Oh, I forgot. Yahoo! mail has a "spam" button. I hope it hurts, and it is fun to click when well deserved.